You really REALLY need EvilScript for this to work at all.
Result will appear here.
Convert
TestLotsOfItems()
UnitTest_EquipControl()
UnitTest_EquipView()
To use, call ItemParser.FromString(text), where text is the shorthand form (from csv file).
Then you can just do things like: var ok= true; eval(this.canUseScript); if (ok) { eval( this.useScript ); } ...