Introducing the dodgy eastern merchant. Judging by the T-Shirt, his turban is as fake as his tan.
Clipped (adjective.)

  1. Reduced (sub. in function: wings clipped / metaphor)
  2. Quoted (sub. out of context: film clip / historical)
  3. Monitored (sub. regularly by central agency: v-chip / conspiracy theorist)

The T-Shirt is 'dead duck software' (Our motto: Take it lying down). The shop is "Pherior Equipment". not my fault
Upand. From the Upanishads. Means "Not a typo".

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