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So here's some flavour text.
Diplomacy Deck
Cease Fire Target Opponent may not attack you this turn.
Diplomacy. The art of saying "Bad dog. Down boy. GET OFF MY LAP."
Cease Fire Target Opponent may not attack you this turn.
Diplomacy. The art of pointing at somebody else, and mouthing "He did it."
Colony influence Add three to your score
Sorry, was I supposed to be doing something?
Colony influence Add three to your score
With these canapes, I am really spoiling you.
Colony influence Add three to your score
Some days it pays to defuse armed conflicts. Others, it pays to go to the beach.
Colony influence Add three to your score
I'm just a little diplomat. Sitting here doing my job. Not like you armies and rulers. And when you're all dead, the world will be MINE.
Decoys revealed Move any commanders to any zones you control
I'm just a little diplomat. Sitting here doing my job. Which is killing you.
Decoys revealed Move any commanders to any zones you control
Run away. RUN AWAY!
Energy Crisis Each opponent gives you one energy.
In my native language, crisis and opportunity are the same word. You'd not be so impolute as to ask what language that is, would you? No. So cough up the energy.
Energy Crisis Each opponent gives you one energy.
And if you were all to donate your spare nuclear reactors to me, I'm sure the crisis would just go away.
Evacuation Move all units from the attacked territory to any territory you control
Those diplomatic courier bags are surprisingly roomy.
Evacuation Move all units from the attacked territory to any territory you control
This embassy is actually the sovereign territory of somewhereoverthereistan. So we're all over there, really. See?
Major Power Draw one command card from each deck (if you have the appropriate commander in play)
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of... what do you mean 'water'? Gah.
MOD reduction Each opponent removes four MODs in turn order. then you remove two MODs
It's terrible! Peace has broken out!
MOD reduction Each opponent removes four MODs in turn order. then you remove two MODs
Let's all put some aside for the next war.
Redeployment Make an extra fortification
They're embassy staff. They're coming with me.
Redeployment Make an extra fortification
Oh no, they weren't ever really there. I just said that so you'd not kill them.
Redeployment Make an extra fortification
It's not cheating when a diplomat does it.
Territorial Station Place a space station in any land territory you control
Damn it, I'm a diplomat, not a construction depot.
Territorial Station Place a space station in any land territory you control
Diplomatic bags. Roomy. Nuff said.
Territorial Station Place a space station in any land territory you control
Well, at the last soiree Lady Westmisthaven joked about a missile in my pocket and on the stairs I thought of the PERFECT reply, so...
Land Deck
Assemble MODs Place three MODs in any land territory you control
This will tip the balance. Yup. War is won through brute force.
Assemble MODs Place three MODs in any land territory you control
How come you guys won't build without me around to bother you, anyhow?
Assemble MODs Place three MODs in any land territory you control
Great. More fiddly little robots. Just what we needed.
Colony influence Add three to your score
Let's put it this way. I'm around, so you win.
Colony influence Add three to your score
As you can see, you are NOT DEAYED.
Frequency Jam Chosen opponent cannot play command cards during your turn
Softly softly, sneaky monkey. Or I'll blow your brains out.
Frequency Jam Chosen opponent cannot play command cards during your turn
If I can't do anything clever, neither can you. I am reliably assured by my egghead over here.
Land Death Trap Attacker must destroy half the units in the attacking territory
Once upon a time, we called these 'mines'. Now we know better grammer. Theys was yours.
Major Flowerz Remove one desolation marker
Son, you call me that one more time and you'll be regretting it. By the way son, you don't own that continent any more.
Reinforcements Place one MOD in each of any three land territories you control
Well, it's better than... Oh wait. No it isn't.
Reinforcements Place one MOD in each of any three land territories you control
What eggheaded idjut came up with this deployment plan?
Reinforcements Place one MOD in each of any three land territories you control
Well shoot. That was useful.
Scout Forces Draw a land territory card, and place 5 Mods in that zone as soon as you control it.
Whattya mean you scouted overthereistan? You're overthereistanese! Fer... Stop hiding. C'mon out.
Scout Forces Draw a land territory card, and place 5 Mods in that zone as soon as you control it.
So, you'll not help us conquer the place? Why, it'd mess up your nice little scout maps too much?
Scout Forces Draw a land territory card, and place 5 Mods in that zone as soon as you control it.
Round and round the earth she goes, where they scout, we'll never know...
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
Smart fruit!
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
What the... Well how can you deter the enemy if he can't see you, idjuts! Turn it off!
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
Open fire! All... Some MODs! Hah! There's more where they came from!
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
... where DID they come from?
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
Seriously, these things are house sized. It's creepy how they can just vanish like that.
Stealth station Place a space station in the defending territory
Ok, someone is extracting the mouse, here. No one told me about this? We could have conquered the MOON by now, you fools! Ah heck, kill 'em.
Water Deck
Assemble MODs Place three MODs in any water territory you control
I am the only one who knows the secret of diving suits for mecha!
Assemble MODs Place three MODs in any water territory you control
Bobbing along, bobbing along, in the beautiful briiiny sea...
Assemble MODs Place three MODs in any water territory you control
I build them out of crabs, you know.
Colony Influence Add three to your score
My underwater kingdom may be all that survives the next nuking, you know.
Colony Influence Add three to your score
You know that your water is fresh when there's MODs peeing in it.
Frequency Jam chosen opponent cannot play any command cards during your turn
Silly opponent shouldn't have used magical water radio, should he?
Frequency Jam chosen opponent cannot play any command cards during your turn
And you all said Aquaman was useless!
Hidden Energy Draw a water territory card, and collect four energy if you control that territory at the end of your turn
Where do you want to rule today?
Hidden Energy Draw a water territory card, and collect four energy if you control that territory at the end of your turn
Atlantis! It's magical Atlantis! Hidden there all along!
Hidden Energy Draw a water territory card, and collect four energy if you control that territory at the end of your turn
You used to be able to harvest the land like this once, but now... now only the sea remains alive.
Hidden Energy Draw a water territory card, and collect four energy if you control that territory at the end of your turn
Dolphins! The Dolphins!
Hidden Energy Draw a water territory card, and collect four energy if you control that territory at the end of your turn
Nothing hidden from ME! For I can sea!
Major Death Destroy all enemy naval commanders in play
Some like to sabotage enemy command structures with nukes. Me, I made a deal. With the dolphins.
Reinforcements Place one MOD in each of any three water territories you control
You will see! They will fight, for me! Under the sea!
Reinforcements Place one MOD in each of any three water territories you control
Starfish... ASSEMBLE! The crabs! Into MODs!
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
Nobody expects MODs under the sea!
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
Canute canute, that merry old hoot, danced in the sea, mad as a coot.
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
Fear you the undersea kingdom? Down here, you might get wet!
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
Summon the seals!
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
We hide our stealth mods in the stealth seas!
Water Death Trap Attacker must destroy half the units in the attacking territory
Emphasis 'water', you electronic ironclad robot things. Not really so much a trap. I mean, it's not like we've got stealth oceans...
Nuclear Deck
Aqua Brother Destroy one unit in each zone of a randomly determined water colony
10: GO TO WATER 20: BE BOOM 30: GO TO 20
Assassin Bomb Destroy an opponent's commander on a roll of 3+ on a D8
10: GOTO RAND D8 20: BE BOOM 30: GO TO COMMANDER 40: GO TO 20
Assassin Bomb Destroy an opponent's commander on a roll of 3+ on a D8
10: I THINK // syntax error? What is this meant to do? 20: THEREFORE I AM // compiler: missing be clause in 'fore' 30: COMMANDER.BE BOOM
Assassin Bomb Destroy an opponent's commander on a roll of 3+ on a D8
10: BE N 3 D 8 00: DO TO BE MORE FROM BE MORE 70: DO TO BE MORE FROM BE MORE 30: BE BOOM
Armageddon All players (in turn order) may play nuke cards without paying the energy costs
10: TWICE : WHEN ( WE.GO ) ALL.GO TO GETHER 20: BE BOOM // was: radioactive_glow.bathe
Major Pain During this turn, all units attacking with your nuclear commander roll D8s
10: MOD.BE THIS
Nicky Boy Destroy one unit in each zone of a randomly determined Lunar colony
10: GO TO ORBIT 20: MOON.BE BOOM 30: GO TO BE.SURE // only way in
Rocket Strike Land Destroy 1D6 units in chosen enemy land territory
10: GO TO TARGET 20: ON 6 : BE BOOM
Rocket Strike Land Destroy 1D6 units in chosen enemy land territory
10: GO TO TARGET 20: EVERY(TIME) BE DUD
Rocket Strike Moon Destroy 1D6 units in chosen enemy lunar territory
10: GO TO TARGET 20: ON SPACE : BE BOOM
Rocket Strike Moon Destroy 1D6 units in chosen enemy lunar territory
10: GO TO TARGET 20: ON MOON : BE BOOM
Rocket Strike Water Destroy 1D6 units in chosen enemy water territory
Stealth MODs Place three defending MODs in the territory under attack
We shall fight them on the craters. We shall fight them on the other craters. We shall fight them on the MOON! And yeah, never give up and stuff, never has so little been mooned by so moon to moon moon moon. Moon.